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Message par Chris Jericho le Ven 19 Aoû - 15:58

Je ferais un récap' des feuds après ce show.


Prince Mustafa Ali comes out from the back. He takes the microphone and makes it clear that he is in a position of power within this company.
[Prince Mustafa Ali debuted his new gimmick, it got a positive response. Prince Mustafa Ali gained overness from this segment.]


Robert Anthony vs Myke Quest.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Quest hits a soaring kick on Anthony. Back heel kick from Quest on Anthony. There's a two count on the pin. Anthony blocks a punch. Standing leg lariat by Robert Anthony on Quest. Implant DDT by Robert Anthony! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Hooks the leg for a two count. Vicious kick to the teeth from Robert Anthony. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Hard back suplex on Quest. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Myke Quest fights out of a grapple. Quest tries to channel the power of Kawada, but ends up channeling the power of Trish Stratus instead by hitting a high kick on Robert Anthony. Covers for a quick two count. Myke Quest plants Anthony with an EXPLODAH~! suplex. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Quest hits a spinning back kick. All those spinning kicks look alike, don't they. Quest snapmares Robert Anthony and goes for the DREADED chinlock. Anthony counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Anthony uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Quest walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Myke Quest can barely stand. Taco Pizza!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Robert Anthony is still in the ring celebrating. Myke Quest pushes the referee away. Myke Quest spins Anthony around. Myke Quest hits the G.Q. Driver!

My Opinion: If it weren't for two great moments in this match, it would have gotten a DUD. Either way, all its getting from me is a 1\2*.

LuFisto vs Mia Yim vs Annie Social.

Match Background: This will be an elimination bout. This match is for the JAPW Women title.

The Match: STIFF~! chop lights up Mia Yim who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Annie drives a HARD forearm into the chest of LuFisto. Annie Social misses a clothesline. Badly executed second rope splash by Mia Yim. Mia Yim tries to channel the power of Kawada, but ends up channeling the power of Trish Stratus instead by hitting a high kick on LuFisto. Hooks the leg for a two count. Annie Social brings out a jumping powerbomb to nearly murder Mia Yim in the ring! ONE...TWO...THREE. Annie defeats Mia Yim. Annie Social snap suplexes LuFisto. Reverse DDT on LuFisto. There's a two count on the pin. LuFisto blocks a punch. Massive lariat! Stan Hansen would approve. Annie Social can barely stand. Here it comes - Mangalizer. 1....2...3, it's finished.

My Opinion: If it weren't for two great moments in this match, it would have gotten a DUD. Either way, all its getting from me is a 1\2*.
[The JAPW Women title has gained in image.]


Ruckus is backstage. He got on THE STICK~! and talked trash about B-Boy, continuing their feud. To the death, I say!


Voodoo Kin Mafia vs The Osirian Portal.

Match Background: Voodoo Kin Mafia are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. The Osirian Portal and Voodoo Kin Mafia are currently feuding. Neither team holds an in-ring victory since the feud started. This match is for the JAPW Tag Team titles.

The Match: Flying elbow from Amasis connects. Amasis crushes James with a running senton. Covers for a quick two count. Tag between Amasis and Ophidian. The Osirian Portal whip James into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Implant DDT by Ophidian! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Covers for a quick two count. Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and James goes down. BG James is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Death valley driver by BG James! No one executes that move properly anymore. James tags out to Kip James. Ophidian charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Ophidian walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. Ophidian elbows Kip James in the face to break a hammerlock. Tag to Amasis. Kip James takes a NICE hurrancarana from Amasis. Tiger suplex on Kip James. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. STIFF high kick on Kip James by Amasis. Amasis misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Spear by Kip James. Amasis is in big trouble...Assisted Spike Piledriver!! 1....2....3! The Osirian Portal look like they aren't done...and they attack Voodoo Kin Mafia! After an exchange of blows, Kip James and James are laid out in the ring.

My Opinion: Slightly above average match. Only gets a **3\4 rating from me.


Ruckus vs B-Boy.

Match Background: This will be a ladder bout. B-Boy and Ruckus have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This match is for the JAPW Light Heavyweight title.

The Match: B-Boy hits a face jam on Ruckus onto the ladder! Ruckus takes a NICE hurrancarana from B-Boy. Ruckus powers out of a headlock. Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and B-Boy goes down. Ruckus hits a dropkick on B-Boy and gets right back up. Ruckus with a whip into the ladder. Implant DDT by Ruckus! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Ruckus goes for a splash but B-Boy puts the knees up. Ruckus takes a NICE hurrancarana from B-Boy. Springboard dropkick from B-Boy. Nicely done. B-Boy hits a rolling kick on Ruckus. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Splash from the top of the ladder, reminiscent of HBK at Wrestlemania 10! B-Boy gets taken down out of nowhere! Flying elbow from Ruckus connects. Tiger suplex on B-Boy. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! B-Boy climbs the ladder. Blk Jeez comes running down the aisle and into the ring, and pushes the ladder over! B-Boy is sent flying, ending up going through the ropes to the outside! Ruckus goes up ladder and grabs the prize for the win. BLKOUT are beating down on B-Boy! The music of Jack Evans hits, and he comes running down the aisle into the ring. Ruckus and Blk Jeez bail out of the ring, leaving B-Boy down in the ring. Jack Evans may have saved B-Boy from a brutal beating.

My Opinion: Nothing offensive, but nothing too special either. **1\2 rating.
[The JAPW Light Heavyweight title has gained in image.]


Charlie Haas is in the ring, when Jushin Liger comes out onto the stage. They trade insults back and forth, building toward a match between the two.


Jack Evans vs Homicide.

Match Background: Evans and Homicide are currently feuding. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This match is for the JAPW Heavyweight title.

The Match: Homicide scoops and slams Jack Evans. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Homicide hits some punches. How generic. Flying shoulder tackle by Homicide sends Evans CRASHING to the mat. Homicide slams Jack Evans down and motions to the crowd. Evans reverses a Homicide hammerlock. Spin kick by Jack Evans to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Homicide is down! Hooks the leg for a two count. Homicide powers out of a headlock. Evans takes a NICE hurrancarana from Homicide. There's a two count on the pin. High Angle DDT by Homicide just SPIKES Jack Evans down! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Evans ducks a wild right hand. Evans just WAFFLES Homicide with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Homicide blocks a punch. Homicide slams Jack Evans down and motions to the crowd. Evans scores with a forearm, sending Homicide down into the corner. The referee pulls Jack Evans away to get the break. Wait! Homicide has pulled something out of his tights. Jack Evans walks over...and gets floored by a punch! 1....2....3! The referee never saw the brass knuckles! Evans grabs the referee, then nails him with a right hand! Dozens of people hit the ring to stop any further incident.

My Opinion: *1\2 rating is all it gets from me.
[The JAPW Heavyweight title has gained in image.]

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Message par Jack Swagger~2 le Ven 19 Aoû - 16:58

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Message par Chris Jericho le Ven 19 Aoû - 17:15

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Message par Chris Jericho le Dim 21 Aoû - 0:00

Jushin Liger is in the ring, when Charlie Haas comes out from the back. They trade insults, and look ready to begin fighting when numerous referees, other backstage officials, and wrestlers come running out and hold them apart so that they can't go at it.


Sumie Sakai vs LuFisto vs Mia Yim.

Match Background: This will be a triangle bout. LuFisto is the reigning JAPW Women champion, and has been since 03 September 2011.

The Match: Forearm to the face from Mia Yim on LuFisto. Mia Yim hits a short arm drag on Sakai. Mia Yim gets taken down out of nowhere! Mia Yim charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Sakai tries to channel the power of Kawada, but ends up channeling the power of Trish Stratus instead by hitting a high kick on LuFisto. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Sakai takes a hard, stinging chop from Mia Yim. One word: Ow. Sakai kicks Mia Yim in the gut to reverse the momentum. LuFisto \ Sakai whip Mia Yim into the corner. LuFisto whips Sumie Sakai in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Powerbomb on Mia Yim. LuFisto takes a chop from Sakai. LuFisto counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Mia Yim charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Mia Yim can barely stand. Mangalizer!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!

My Opinion: When I give out 3/4*, it means that I'm being REALLY nice about it.


Amasis vs Kip James.

Match Background: The Osirian Portal and Voodoo Kin Mafia have been feuding recently. Voodoo Kin Mafia hold the edge, as they have yet to be beaten in the ring by The Osirian Portal during the feud.

The Match: Amasis hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Kip James reverses a Amasis hammerlock. Amasis is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Amasis charges, Kip James moves, and the referee is knocked silly! Brutal sit out powerbomb on Amasis! Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Amasis kicks Kip James in the gut to reverse the momentum. Amasis hits a dropkick on Kip James and gets right back up. Amasis crushes Kip James with a running senton. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tor-NADO DDT from Amasis, Kip James got planted! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Amasis charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Spear by Kip James. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Amasis reverses a hip toss. Ophidian comes running down the aisle with a chair! Amasis goes to irish whip Kip James into the ropes. Ophidian hits Kip James with a chair to the back! Kip James can barely stand. Egyptian Conniption! 1....2....3. Amasis and Ophidian are putting the boots to Kip James! BG James comes running down the aisle with a chair! He slides in, sending The Osirian Portal running for cover. BG James saved Kip James from a major beating.

My Opinion: *1\2 rating. Hey, you wanted to make it harder on yourself, right?
[Kip James lost overness from this match. Amasis gained overness from this match. Kip James is losing overness because of his weak gimmick. BG James is losing overness because of his weak gimmick. WTFuckin Hell]



Prince Mustafa Ali runs into Roxie Cotton backstage. A power struggle breaks out, as they argue. They eventually walk away, neither looking happy.
[Roxie Cotton debuted her new gimmick, it got a positive response. Roxie Cotton gained overness from this segment. Prince Mustafa Ali gained overness from this segment. ]



Ruckus vs BG James.

Match Background: Ruckus is the reigning JAPW Light Heavyweight champion, and has been since 03 September 2011.

The Match: Ruckus just WAFFLES James with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Ruckus hits a rolling kick on James. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Hooks the leg for a two count. James blocks a punch. BAAACK Body drop by Ruckus gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Covers for a quick two count. James hits a piledriver on Ruckus. That used to end matches, you know. Covers for a quick two count. James goes for a splash but Ruckus puts the knees up. SUPER frankensteiner on James, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Pin, but James is out just before the three count. Ruckus misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. BG James charges, Ruckus moves, and the referee is knocked silly! Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by BG James connects and Ruckus is down! Cover, but there's no one to count for BG James! Massive backbreaker on Ruckus and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. James charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Ruckus gets a roll-up...and grabs a handful of tights as well! The referee doesn't see it: 1....2...3!! Ruckus slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for James to get some payback.

My Opinion: Well, hello there *1/4 rating, how are you?
[Ruckus gained overness from this match. BG James is losing overness because of his weak gimmick. WTFH]



Masato Tanaka vs Homicide.

Match Background: Homicide is the reigning JAPW Heavyweight champion, and has been since 03 September 2011.

The Match: Bodyslam by Tanaka. Tanaka hits a piledriver on Homicide. That used to end matches, you know. Covers for a quick two count. Masato Tanaka misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Tanaka is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Fallaway slam by Homicide puts down Masato Tanaka. Covers for a quick two count. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Homicide just KILLS Masato Tanaka! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! BIG clothesline on Tanaka. Tanaka blocks a punch. Spinebuster by Masato Tanaka. Covers for a quick two count. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by Masato Tanaka connects and Homicide is down! Pin, but Homicide is out just before the three count. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Homicide by Tanaka. Remember when that was a legit finish? Masato Tanaka connects with rights and lefts and Homicide is down! Homicide powers out of a headlock. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Masato Tanaka by Homicide. Remember when that was a legit finish? Spear! Tanaka is down! Masato Tanaka is in trouble. Cop Killa! 1....2....3. The fight has started up again! Masato Tanaka attacks Homicide, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting.

My Opinion: A badly blown spot prevents me from giving out more snowflakes. ***3/4

94% motherfucker. :ok:


Homicide is backstage. He was building up the feud with Jack Evans. Well, that's just...neat!


Nate Hatred vs Necro Butcher.

Match Background: This will be a cage bout. Hatred and Butcher are currently feuding. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This match is for the JAPW New Jersey State title.

The Match: STIFF~! chop lights up Hatred who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Necro Butcher launches Hatred into the cage wall. Butcher climbs the cage...but Nate Hatred is in hot pursuit, and they both end up back on the canvas. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Nate Hatred by Butcher. Remember when that was a legit finish? Bodyslam by Butcher. Hatred reverses a Necro Butcher hammerlock. Nate Hatred drives Butcher into the cage side. Massive backbreaker on Butcher and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Nate Hatred and Butcher climb the cage....but both end up crashing back to the canvas after a struggle! Butcher pushes out of a Nate Hatred hold. Necro Butcher hits a bulldog off the ropes. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Necro Butcher just KILLS Nate Hatred! Hatred backdrops Necro Butcher out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Nate Hatred. Butcher takes a headbutt from Nate Hatred. Butcher reverses a waistlock. Necro Butcher and Hatred climb the cage....but both end up crashing back to the canvas after a struggle! Fallaway slam by Necro Butcher puts down Nate Hatred. Necro Butcher has Nate Hatred down on the canvas. Here it comes...Asiatic Spike! Nate Hatred is almost unconscious with pain! Necro Butcher climbs the cage, Hatred can only look on in despair. Butcher escapes for the win! Necro Butcher remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.

My Opinion: A wise man once said 'Can I get a side of bland with that bland'. He's dead now, though. That's what this match was...bland. **
[The JAPW New Jersey State title has gained in image.]

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